What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:53

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

share office space ...

What would be the likely consequences if the Canadian Premier Doug Ford makes good on his threats to "cut off energy and critical mineral exports" to the US to retaliate against potential tariffs?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

Kuorans can you write a sad story about kpop?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

Baseball Gameday: 5/31/25 vs. TCU - Oregon State University Athletics

No way

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

What does it mean when someone leaves something in your house, your room to be exact, and when you tell them, they say they left it there on purpose?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

How is ChatGPT different from Claude AI or Bard?

No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

Why did my ex replace me so fast?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Then came..

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors